The man told his doctor he wasn't able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. When the examination was complete, he said.
"Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English what's wrong with me."
"Well, in plain English," the doctor replied, "You're just a plain old lazy fart."
"Thank You." said the man. "Now give me the medical term, so I can tell my wife!"