Morty and Sylvia finally sell their big house on Long Island and move to fancy digs in Boca. They're on their way out to dinner, when Sylvia comes into the living room and asks her husband, "Darling, do you think this Chanel suit is OK, or should I wear my beaded Oscar de la Renta dress?"
Morty barely looks up from the TV and says indifferently "Wear whatever you like, darling. You look lovely in either."
Ten minutes later, she's back. "Should I wear my diamond earrings or the emerald and sapphire ones you bought me for my birthday?"
"Either one," he mumbles with growing impatience.
Soon she's back, modeling shoes. "Should I wear these Gucci sandals or the Ferragamos?"
"Enough already!" says Morty angrily, "If you don't get your act right now, we're going to miss the Early Bird Special!"