What is the German word for constipation?
Farfrompoopin.
What's the difference between an English, a French and a German pensioner?T
he English one takes a Whisky and goes fishing.The French one takes a glass of wine and goes playing Boule.The Germany one takes his cardiac drug and goes to work.
"Two Martinis, bitte."
"Dry?"
"Nein, I said TWO!"
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