Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations
Odd objects attract fire - never lurk behind one.
Why Sex is Like Snow
Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
Remember the Golden Rule
He who has the gold makes the rules.
Murphy's Laws of Sex
Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.
The first rule of intelligent tinkering
Save all the parts.
The First Law of Wing Walking
Never let go of what you've got until
you've got hold of something else.
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