Monday 11 February 2008

Germany's turn

What's the difference between a German and a shopping trolley?
A shopping trolley has a mind of its own.
Why are there so many tree lined streets and leafy lanes in France?
Germans like to march in the shade.
After much discussion as to where the capital of the new Germany should be -- Bonn or Berlin -- a compromise was struck: Paris.
Belgium's national motto:
Belgium: Gateway to France!
Why was the Dresden bombing a mistake ?
The RAF made a (H)ASH of it!

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