Iraq

A Mexican, an Iraqi, and an American all walk into a bar, buy a drink, and go outside. The Mexican grabs his drink, gulps it down, throws his glass in the air, shoots it and says, "In Mexico, our glasses are so cheap, we don't ever have to drink with the same ones twice!" Feelin a lil cocky, the Iraqi says, "OK." He drinks his glass, throws it high in the air, shoots it with his AK-47 and says, "In Iraq, we have so much sand we never ever have to drink with the same glass twice!" Then the American gets up from his chair, cool as a cucumber, throws his beer bottle in the air, shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi, catches his bottle and says, "Well in MY country, we have so many damn Mexicans and Iraqis that we dont ever have to drink with the same ones twice!" Amen