What’s the Ospreys and a three pin British electrical plug got in common?
They’re both useless in Europe.
Rhys: Doctor, I can’t stop singing the Green, Green Grass of Home.
Doctor: That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome.
Rhys: Is it common?
Doctor: It’s not unusual.
Cabbie Rhys Parry was taking an American tourist from Bristol to Cardiff. When they were going over the Severn Bridge, the American told Rhys he had a longer bridge on his ranch in Colorado. When they arrived in Cardiff, Rhys showed him Cardiff Castle and he said his garage in Colorado was twice as big and only took a week to build.
When the tourist spotted the Millennium Stadium, he asked Rhys what it was.
He replied: “I don’t know, mate, it wasn’t there this morning.”
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